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	<description>&#34;You don&#039;t just accidentally show up in the World Series.&#34;  Derek Jeter</description>
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		<title>King Henry</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 13 May 2013 05:14:07 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Dave</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Get ready for a Game 7. Henrik Lundqvist raised his stick in the air  and shouted to the rafters as the Rangers shutout the Capitals 1-0 to win in Game 6 at the Garden Sunday. Lundqvist had 27 saves and saved the season by stopping everything that came his way. Derick Bassard scored the only [...]]]></description>
				<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Get ready for a Game 7.</p>
<p style="text-align: center;"><a href="http://www.evil-rules.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/05/henry.jpg"><img class="size-full wp-image-4452 aligncenter" alt="henry" src="http://www.evil-rules.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/05/henry.jpg" width="635" height="424" /></a></p>
<p>Henrik Lundqvist raised his stick in the air  and shouted to the rafters as the Rangers shutout the Capitals 1-0 to win in Game 6 at the Garden Sunday.</p>
<p>Lundqvist had 27 saves and saved the season by stopping everything that came his way.</p>
<p><a href="http://www.evil-rules.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/05/87cb245b57588ac1.jpg"><img class=" wp-image-4450 alignnone" alt="-87cb245b57588ac1" src="http://www.evil-rules.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/05/87cb245b57588ac1.jpg" width="312" height="209" /></a><a href="http://www.evil-rules.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/05/8a6f6b1d4fc486a1.jpg"><img class=" wp-image-4449 alignnone" alt="-8a6f6b1d4fc486a1" src="http://www.evil-rules.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/05/8a6f6b1d4fc486a1.jpg" width="238" height="243" /></a></p>
<p>Derick Bassard scored the only goal of the game.</p>
<p>The two teams&#8211; who clearly hate each other&#8211; will clash one more time on Monday, the winner advances in the playoffs,  loser goes home to nurse his wounds.</p>
<p>Actually, judging by the number of hits and penalties, both sides have enough cuts and bruises to go around.</p>
<p>&nbsp;</p>
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		<title>Hiro</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 13 May 2013 05:02:08 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Dave</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[He&#8217;s the most consistent starter in the Yankees rotation. Hiroki Kuroda (5-2) pitched into the eighth inning to help the Yankees sweep the Kansas City Royals with a 4-2 win at Kaufmann Stadium on Sunday. It was his fifth win in six starts. Kuroda got some help in the form of a two run homer [...]]]></description>
				<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>He&#8217;s the most consistent starter in the Yankees rotation.</p>
<p style="text-align: center;"><a href="http://www.evil-rules.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/05/kuroda165017-525x415.jpg"><img class="size-full wp-image-4456 aligncenter" alt="kuroda165017--525x415" src="http://www.evil-rules.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/05/kuroda165017-525x415.jpg" width="524" height="414" /></a></p>
<p>Hiroki Kuroda (5-2) pitched into the eighth inning to help the Yankees sweep the Kansas City Royals with a 4-2 win at Kaufmann Stadium on Sunday.</p>
<p>It was his fifth win in six starts.</p>
<p style="text-align: center;"><a href="http://www.evil-rules.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/05/yanksrunweb13-2-web.jpg"><img class="size-full wp-image-4454 aligncenter" alt="yanksrunweb13-2-web" src="http://www.evil-rules.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/05/yanksrunweb13-2-web.jpg" width="635" height="592" /></a></p>
<p>Kuroda got some help in the form of a two run homer by Robinson Cano in the third.</p>
<p>For Cano, it was a little bit of redemption after failing to hit a single shot in last year&#8217;s Home Run Derby in the very same ballpark.</p>
<p><a href="http://www.evil-rules.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/05/baseball.jpg"><img class="alignleft  wp-image-4451" alt="baseball" src="http://www.evil-rules.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/05/baseball.jpg" width="381" height="301" /></a>Mariano Rivera trotted out to the mound for the final inning, and his final regular season appearance in KC.</p>
<p>The end result: his 15th save in 15 chances, and his 29th straight save against the Royals.</p>
<p>Meanwhile, the Yankees are again alone at the top of the AL East, one game ahead of Baltimore and two games ahead of Boston.</p>
<p>And you were worried.</p>
<p>&nbsp;</p>
<p>&nbsp;</p>
<p>&nbsp;</p>
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		<title>1,776 Feet of GFY</title>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 11 May 2013 23:52:29 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Dave</dc:creator>
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		<title>Novertime</title>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 11 May 2013 17:24:06 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Dave</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Overtime games are clearly not the Rangers thing. Neither are power plays, if Game 5 of the playoffs against the Capitals is any indication. The Rangers couldn&#8217;t hold a 1-0 lead and lost to the Caps 2-1 in OT. They now trail 3-2 in the series and are one game from elimination. Game 6 is [...]]]></description>
				<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Overtime games are clearly not the Rangers thing.</p>
<p style="text-align: center;"><a href="http://www.evil-rules.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/05/nhl1.jpg"><img class="size-full wp-image-4439 aligncenter" alt="nhl" src="http://www.evil-rules.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/05/nhl1.jpg" width="635" height="460" /></a></p>
<p>Neither are power plays, if Game 5 of the playoffs against the Capitals is any indication.</p>
<p>The Rangers couldn&#8217;t hold a 1-0 lead and lost to the Caps 2-1 in OT.</p>
<p>They now trail 3-2 in the series and are one game from elimination.</p>
<p>Game 6 is at the Garden on Sunday.</p>
<p>Game 7 is in DC.</p>
<p>Stat of Doom: The Rangers have never won a game 7 on the road.</p>
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		<title>Royal Treatment</title>
		<link>http://www.evil-rules.com/4429/4429/</link>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 11 May 2013 15:13:28 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Dave</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Kaufmann Stadium in Kansas City will forever be remembered as the scene of the crime for Yankees fans. It was one year ago when Mariano Rivera collapsed in a heap, having torn his ACL while shagging fly balls in the outfield during batting practice. With a dozen saves already under his belt, and #13 just [...]]]></description>
				<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Kaufmann Stadium in Kansas City will forever be remembered as the scene of the crime for Yankees fans.</p>
<p>It was one year ago when Mariano Rivera collapsed in a heap, having torn his ACL while shagging fly balls in the outfield during batting practice.</p>
<p style="text-align: center;"><a href="http://www.evil-rules.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/05/image.jpg"><img class="size-full wp-image-4427 aligncenter" alt="image" src="http://www.evil-rules.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/05/image.jpg" width="900" height="750" /></a></p>
<p>With a dozen saves already under his belt, and #13 just a few hours away, Rivera and his teammates were able to joke about that day, setting up police tape and a chalk outline where Rivera went down in center.</p>
<p>The mood remained light during Friday night&#8217;s series opener against the Royals.</p>
<p>Lyle Overbay led the charge with a 2-run homer, two doubles and 5 RBIs on his 4-for-5 effort.</p>
<p style="text-align: center;"><a href="http://www.evil-rules.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/05/overbay.jpg"><img class="size-full wp-image-4432 aligncenter" alt="overbay" src="http://www.evil-rules.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/05/overbay.jpg" width="635" height="430" /></a></p>
<p><a href="http://www.evil-rules.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/05/ichiro.jpg"><img class="alignleft  wp-image-4430" alt="ichiro" src="http://www.evil-rules.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/05/ichiro.jpg" width="267" height="234" /></a>Ichiro Suzuki also homered in the Yanks 4-run 5th.  He and Jayson Nix scored three runs apiece.</p>
<p>The runs came in bursts, four in the second inning and five more when the Yankees batted around in the 6th.</p>
<p>Phil Hughes (2-2) was tagged for six runs, and was nowhere near as consistent as his last four starts, but was lucky enough to lead with a four-run lead in the bottom of the 6th.</p>
<p>&nbsp;</p>
<p>&nbsp;</p>
<p>&nbsp;</p>
<p>Follow that up with Shawn Kelly&#8217;s stunning relief appearance, dropping seven Royals in a row, six of them by strikeout, and you end up with  Joe Girardi earning his 500th win as Yankee manager.</p>
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		<title>Now You can laugh about it</title>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 11 May 2013 02:09:17 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Dave</dc:creator>
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		<title>Vernon Wells Had a Very Good Night</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 09 May 2013 15:46:01 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Dave</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Wednesday night&#8217;s game between the Yankees and Rockies started with pitcher David Phelps batting eighth and ended with Vernon Wells playing third base because&#8230;sure, why not? With $80 million worth of Yankee players on the DL and the Yankees still only one game out of first place, nothing about this season makes sense. Wells went 3-for-4 with [...]]]></description>
				<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Wednesday night&#8217;s game between the Yankees and Rockies started with pitcher David Phelps batting eighth and ended with <a href="http://espn.go.com/mlb/player/_/id/4166/vernon-wells">Vernon Wells</a> playing third base because&#8230;sure, why not?</p>
<p style="text-align: center;"><a href="http://www.evil-rules.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/05/26966183_yahoo2_576x324.jpg"><img class="size-full wp-image-4419 aligncenter" alt="26966183_yahoo2_576x324" src="http://www.evil-rules.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/05/26966183_yahoo2_576x324-e1368114024372.jpg" width="573" height="270" /></a></p>
<p>With $80 million worth of Yankee players on the DL and the Yankees still only one game out of first place, nothing about this season makes sense.</p>
<p><a href="http://www.evil-rules.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/05/2a9c82905f0e32fa.jpg"><img class="alignleft  wp-image-4418" alt="-2a9c82905f0e32fa" src="http://www.evil-rules.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/05/2a9c82905f0e32fa.jpg" width="372" height="248" /></a>Wells went 3-for-4 with a home run, two RBIs, two runs scored, a stolen base, and he scored the go-ahead run in the top of the 9th on the way to a 3-2 Yankees win.</p>
<p>As a reward, he got to play third for the final three outs&#8211; a position he&#8217;s never played.  Ever.</p>
<p>As the saying goes, the baseball has a way of finding you.</p>
<p>&nbsp;</p>
<p>&nbsp;</p>
<p>After Mariano Rivera got the first out of the inning, Wells stabbed a grounder and made a running throw to first to get the second out.</p>
<p>Rivera gave up a base hit and then one routine fly ball later the game was over.</p>
<p style="text-align: center;"><a href="http://www.evil-rules.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/05/d0a9e5df5a56ffe9.jpg"><img class="size-full wp-image-4413 aligncenter" alt="-d0a9e5df5a56ffe9" src="http://www.evil-rules.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/05/d0a9e5df5a56ffe9.jpg" width="620" height="413" /></a></p>
<p>Afterwards, Wells couldn&#8217;t stop talking about his infield debut, calling it &#8220;one of the cooler moments of my career.&#8221;</p>
<p>He seemed much more excited when he took to Twitter, posting:</p>
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<p>As for Rivera, he recorded his 12th save in 12 chances.</p>
<p><a href="http://www.evil-rules.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/05/9e5238f4501c77f5.jpg"><img class="alignleft  wp-image-4414" alt="-9e5238f4501c77f5" src="http://www.evil-rules.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/05/9e5238f4501c77f5.jpg" width="372" height="248" /></a>Phelps had a decent night, giving up only two runs in six innings.</p>
<p>Of course, those two runs came off a crushing Todd Helton homer.  But other than that, not bad.</p>
<p>He also became the first Yankees pitcher to bat eighth since Don Larson in 1957.</p>
<p>Joe Girardi&#8217;s plan was to give the Yanks&#8217; hitters better match-ups later in the game.</p>
<p>&nbsp;</p>
<p>It kind of worked.  The number 8 and 9 hitters went 1-for -7, but that 1 was Brennan Boesch&#8217;s infield single that scored Wells in the 9th.</p>
<p>So, mission accomplished.</p>
<p>&nbsp;</p>
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		<title>Aw&#8230;Crap</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 06 May 2013 05:15:25 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Dave</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Andy Pettitte had his second bad start in a row. Eduardo Nunez left the game with a stiff rib cage. And the Yankees lost the rubber game 5-4 against Oakland on Sunday. Let&#8217;s just bunch this whole thing together. The Knicks lost game one to the Pacers in the Eastern Conference Semi-finals. The Rangers and [...]]]></description>
				<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Andy Pettitte had his second bad start in a row.</p>
<p style="text-align: center;"><a href="http://www.evil-rules.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/05/athletics-yankees-baseball.jpg"><img class="size-full wp-image-4404 aligncenter" alt="athletics-yankees-baseball" src="http://www.evil-rules.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/05/athletics-yankees-baseball.jpg" width="635" height="453" /></a></p>
<p>Eduardo Nunez left the game with a stiff rib cage.</p>
<p style="text-align: center;"><a href="http://www.evil-rules.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/05/yankees-athletics.jpg"><img class="size-full wp-image-4405 aligncenter" alt="yankees-athletics" src="http://www.evil-rules.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/05/yankees-athletics.jpg" width="635" height="660" /></a></p>
<p>And the Yankees lost the rubber game 5-4 against Oakland on Sunday.</p>
<p>Let&#8217;s just bunch this whole thing together.</p>
<p>The Knicks lost game one to the Pacers in the Eastern Conference Semi-finals.</p>
<p style="text-align: center;"><a href="http://www.evil-rules.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/05/knicks-pacers-playoffs.jpg"><img class="size-full wp-image-4406 aligncenter" alt="knicks-pacers-playoffs" src="http://www.evil-rules.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/05/knicks-pacers-playoffs.jpg" width="635" height="408" /></a></p>
<p>The Rangers and down 2-0 to the Capitals.</p>
<p style="text-align: center;"><a href="http://www.evil-rules.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/05/nhl.jpg"><img class="size-full wp-image-4407 aligncenter" alt="nhl" src="http://www.evil-rules.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/05/nhl.jpg" width="635" height="443" /></a></p>
<p>Even the Isles lost to the Penguins to slip to 2-1 in their playoff series.</p>
<p>At least the Mets got rained out.</p>
<p>And Monday is just around the corner.</p>
<p>&nbsp;</p>
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		<title>All Business</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 01 May 2013 05:45:02 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Dave</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Just give the ball to Hiroki Kuroda. One night after being completely, totally and disastrously humiliated by the worst team in the American League, Kuroda (4-1) helped the Yankees rebound with a 7-4 win over the Houston Astros Tuesday Night. Kuroda&#8211; who had trouble finding his groove at first&#8211; pitched seven shutout innings, giving up just [...]]]></description>
				<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Just give the ball to <a href="http://espn.go.com/mlb/player/_/id/28950/hiroki-kuroda">Hiroki Kuroda</a>.</p>
<p style="text-align: center;"><a href="http://www.evil-rules.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/05/12661493-mmmain.jpg"><img class="size-full wp-image-4387 aligncenter" alt="12661493-mmmain" src="http://www.evil-rules.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/05/12661493-mmmain.jpg" width="620" height="464" /></a></p>
<p>One night after being completely, totally and disastrously humiliated by the worst team in the American League, Kuroda (4-1) helped the Yankees rebound with a 7-4 win over the Houston Astros Tuesday Night.</p>
<p>Kuroda&#8211; who had trouble finding his groove at first&#8211; pitched seven shutout innings, giving up just four hits, before watching the bullpen sputter on its way to getting the final six outs of the game.</p>
<p>After <a href="http://espn.go.com/mlb/player/_/id/29172/david-robertson">David Robertson</a> and <a href="http://espn.go.com/mlb/player/_/id/30258/shawn-kelley">Shawn Kelley</a> choked in the seventh and eighth innings, giving up four runs between them.</p>
<p>Mariano Rivera came in to strike out the last remaining batter and earn his tenth save of the season.</p>
<p>Ten saves in April.  And he&#8217;s retiring.</p>
<p style="text-align: center;"><a href="http://www.evil-rules.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/05/c9ef6025ac5fbc66.jpg"><img class="size-full wp-image-4390 aligncenter" alt="-c9ef6025ac5fbc66" src="http://www.evil-rules.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/05/c9ef6025ac5fbc66.jpg" width="620" height="391" /></a></p>
<p>Luckily Rivera loosened up before the game withJoba Chamb&#8230;uh&#8230;Joba?  What the hell are you doing? Back away from the  Hall of Famer.</p>
<p>And then there&#8217;s <a href="http://espn.go.com/mlb/player/_/id/4752/travis-hafner">Travis Hafner</a>, who had three RBI singles to again lead the Yankees offense.</p>
<p>By the way, and <a href="http://espn.go.com/mlb/player/_/id/4598/lyle-overbay">Lyle Overbay</a> homered too</p>
<p><img class=" wp-image-4388 alignnone" alt="-ef424d155df1ab7d" src="http://www.evil-rules.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/05/ef424d155df1ab7d.jpg" width="265" height="180" /> <img class="wp-image-4389 alignnone" alt="-8f7940cfb9f5dc37" src="http://www.evil-rules.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/05/8f7940cfb9f5dc37.jpg" width="287" height="185" /></p>
<p>For Kuroda, it was his fourth win in a row.</p>
<p>Oh, and <a href="http://espn.go.com/mlb/player/_/id/5375/kevin-youkilis">Kevin Youkilis</a> went on the 15-day DL (sshhh, everything else is going so well).</p>
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		<title>What the Hell Just Happened?</title>
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		<dc:creator>Dave</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[The Houston Astros have the worst record in the America League. &#160; &#160; &#160; &#160; &#160; &#160; &#160; They still managed to humiliate the Yankees, beating them 9-1 in The Bronx, snapping their four game winning streak. Almost no part of this game was good. Andy Pettitte (3-2) never made it out of the fifth [...]]]></description>
				<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>The Houston Astros have the worst record in the America League.</p>
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<p>They still managed to humiliate the Yankees, beating them 9-1 in The Bronx, snapping their four game winning streak.</p>
<p>Almost no part of this game was good.</p>
<p>Andy Pettitte (3-2) never made it out of the fifth inning, getting tagged for three runs in the first inning, seven overall.</p>
<p>This is the Astros for trip to Yankee Stadium since joining the AL.</p>
<p>Austin Romine was kind of terrible, despite the 10-story graphic boasting he was voted &#8220;Best Defensive Catcher&#8221; in the minors three years in a row.</p>
<p><a href="http://www.evil-rules.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/04/93decb28f3d843f8.jpg"><img class="alignleft  wp-image-4380" alt="-93decb28f3d843f8" src="http://www.evil-rules.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/04/93decb28f3d843f8.jpg" width="351" height="297" /></a>After the game, both Pettitte and Romine admitted they had communication problems (you think?), something they&#8217;ll work on before their next pairing.</p>
<p>Romine also went 0-for-4 in his first major league game of the season.</p>
<p>He was called-up when Francisco Cervelli fractured his hand against Toronto over the weekend.</p>
<p>One bright spot, the only bright spot, newcomer Vidal Nuno (who came up with Romine) pitched three solid innings, giving up four hits and striking out two.</p>
<p>So, there&#8217;s that.</p>
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